• horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

"Careful now. We don’t want to get blood on your pretty white cloak."

Your truth can be changed simply by the way you accept it.
That’s how fragile the truth for a human is.

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

Happy Birthday Shizuo! ♡。゚.(*♡´‿`♡*)゚♡ °・

unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up